A woman was standing at the cashier with her new clothes she was about to buy.
“Cash or card?” the cashier asked, after folding the woman’s items. As she fumbled for her wallet the cashier noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
“So, do you always carry your TV remote when you go shopping?” the cashier laughed.
“No,” she replied, “but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil yet still legal thing I could do to him.”