A wife was keeping a close eye on her new neighbours. One day her husband came home and she was staring out of the window at the pair.
She turned to her husband and said: “They seem perfectly devoted to each other. He kisses her every time he goes out and even blows kisses to her from the window. Why don’t you do that?”
The husband shrugged and answered: “I would darling, but I hardly know the woman.”