A woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynaecologist.
“Come now,” the doctor said, “You’ve been seeing me for years! There’s nothing you can’t tell me.”
“This one’s kind of strange…” she said, to which the doctor replied: “Let me be the judge of that.”
“Well,” she said, “Yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet; and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies.”
“That afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the bowl.”
“That night,” she went on, “There were dimes and this morning there were quarters! You’ve got to tell me what’s wrong with me!” she implored, “I’m scared out of my wits!”
The gynaecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. “There, there, it’s nothing to be scared about… You’re simply going through the change.”
A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out.
As he walked to the door she yelled: “I hope you die a long, slow, painful death.”
He turned around and asked: “So, you want me to stay?”
A salesman was traveling by train with his bride for his honeymoon to Florida. He was talking to an old gentleman with whom he had made an acquaintance. He told him: “I am going with my wife for my honeymoon to spend it in Florida.”
The gentleman asked: “Are you going to Tampa with her?”
“You are damn right that I am going to tamper with her, what a silly question?”