Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A woman went to the grocery store

So she approached a worker and asked: "Excuse me, do these chickens get any bigger?" Source: Pexels.

A woman drove to the local grocery store to buy a roast chicken to serve for a special dinner she was hosting.

She was looking through the selection of chickens, but couldn’t find one big enough for all of her guests.

So she approached a worker and asked: “Excuse me, do these chickens get any bigger?”

The worker replied: “No ma’am, they’re dead.”

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