A woman walked into church one day with a see-through blouse on. The priest was quick to stop her before she entered.
“Excuse me ma’am, you can’t come into church like that,” he told the woman.
“Yes, I can,” she replied. “I have a divine right.”
The priest shook his head at the woman, saying: “You have a divine left as well, my dear but you still can’t come in here without a hat.”