A ventriloquist was performing on stage with his dummy on his lap. He was telling a ‘dumb blonde’ joke when a young platinum-haired woman jumped to her feet.
“What gives you the right to stereotype blondes that way?” she demanded. “What does my hair colour have to do with my worth as a human being?”
Flustered, the ventriloquist began to stammer out an apology.
“You keep out of this!” She yelled back. “I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!”