Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Two politicians run into each other

Two politicians on the campaign trail run into each other near a roadside diner and decide to have a cup of coffee. They shoot the breeze for a while, and then get up to leave.

“You know why I’m going to be elected?” the first man asks, pulling a wad of notes out of his pocket. “It’s because of my generous personality. I always give the waitresses a big tip and ask them for their vote.”

“Well,” says the other, “I always ask them to vote for you too … but then I tip them a dollar.”

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Little Johnny walked into the kitchen

Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced: “I’ll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure would like a piece of cake when you’re finished.”

Later, when his mother brought him a piece of cooled cake, Little Johnny exclaimed: “Golly, it worked!”

Puzzled, his mother asked: “What do you mean?”

Little Johnny replied: “Daddy said that in order to get a piece around here, you have to be real nice and spend a couple of hours playing first!”

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Two little boys were arguing

Two little boys were arguing.

“My father is better than your father!”

“No he’s not!”

“My brother is better than your brother!”

“No he’s not!”

“My mother is better than your mother!”

The second boy paused and said: “Well I guess you’ve got me there. My father says the same thing.”

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