A man and a woman were sat next to each other on a flight. The man was returning from a parent-education seminar where he gave a speech as an educational psychologist.
The woman began speaking to the man about how she was returning from two weeks visiting her six children, 18 grandchildren and ten great-grandchildren. Eventually she asked the man what he did for a living.
Fully expecting to provide the woman with free professional advice on parenting, the man proudly said: “I’m an educational psychologist. I study parenting basically.”
Silently, the woman sat back in her seat, opened her magazine and said: “Well, if there’s anything you want to know, just ask me.”