Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Two men ordered fish at a restaurant

He helped himself to the larger fish. Source: Shutterstock.

Two men were in a restaurant and they both ordered a serving of fish.

The waiter brought over a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. One of the men said politely to the other: “Please help yourself.”

The other one nodded, reached forward to the plate and helped himself to the larger fish.

After a tense silence, the first one said angrily: “Really, now, if you had offered me the first choice, I would have taken the smaller fish!”

With a mouth full of fish, the other replied: “What are you complaining for; you have it, don’t you?”

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