Two men were in a restaurant and they both ordered a serving of fish.
The waiter brought over a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. One of the men said politely to the other: “Please help yourself.”
The other one nodded, reached forward to the plate and helped himself to the larger fish.
After a tense silence, the first one said angrily: “Really, now, if you had offered me the first choice, I would have taken the smaller fish!”
With a mouth full of fish, the other replied: “What are you complaining for; you have it, don’t you?”