A thief was on trial for stealing a woman’s purse. The woman walked into the court room and immediately began pointing angrily at the thief. 

“That’s him!” She yelled, “That’s him! That’s the man that stole my purse! I saw him clear as day. I would remember that face anywhere.” 

The thief rolled his eyes at the woman and yelled back, “You didn’t even see my face lady, I was wearing a mask!”

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