The Pope is running early for his flight so he asks his driver if he can get behind the wheel because they have time to kill and he hasn’t driven a car since becoming the Pope.
Naturally, he’s a bit rusty, so he’s driving poorly, when suddenly he sees police lights behind him. He pulls over and an officer comes up to the window. The officer’s eyes go wide.
The officer tells the Pope to wait for a moment and goes back to his car to radio the chief.
“Chief we have a situation. I’ve pulled over an important figure.”
“How important? A governor or something?” the chief replies.
“No sir. He’s bigger.”
The chief is confused and says, “So, what? A celebrity or something?”
“More important, sir.”
“A major politician?” he guesses.
“No sir, he’s much more important.”
“Well who is it!?”
The officer pauses and says, “Well actually I’m not sure. But the Pope is his driver.”