Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A teenager lost his contact lens

He lost his contact lens while playing basketball. Source: Getty.

A teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a brief and fruitless search, he gave up. His mother took up the cause and within minutes found the lens.

“How did you do that?” he asked.

“We weren’t looking for the same thing,” she explained. “You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for a piece of plastic worth $150.”

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