Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A teenager lost his contact lens

He lost his contact lens while playing basketball. Source: Getty.

A teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a brief and fruitless search, he gave up. His mother took up the cause and within minutes found the lens.

“How did you do that?” he asked.

“We weren’t looking for the same thing,” she explained. “You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for a piece of plastic worth $150.”

Need another laugh? Have a look at some of our other great jokes here.

Join the community that will get you through the hard times ahead.

Starts at 60 is the community you need when Covid-19 is changing life as we know it. We stick together, help each other, share information and have a whole lot of fun online.

Join for interactive online events, expert advice, timely news, great deals and community conversation.

Leave your comment

Please sign in to post a comment.
Retrieving conversation…
Stories that matter
Emails delivered daily
Sign up