In Jokes on Tuesday 30th Oct, 2018

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A teacher asked Little Johnny what he had to eat

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"I think you meant to say 'ate'." Source: Pexels.

At school one morning, the teacher asked Little Johnny what he had for breakfast. Little Johnny said, “Well, on my way to school I come cross this apple tree, so I climbed up there and started eating apples. I guess I eat about six.”

“No,” the teacher said shaking her head. “I think you meant to say ‘ate’.”

Little Johnny shrugged and replied, “Well it could’ve been eight, I don’t remember.”

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