Two men were out walking their dogs on a hot day when they passed by a pub. The first man suggested they go in for a pint.
“They won’t let us in with our dogs,” the second man replied. “Sure they will, just follow my lead,” the first said.
He proceeded to go up to the pub and sure enough the doorman said: “I can’t let you in here with that dog.” So the man replied: “Oh, I’m blind, this is my seeing-eye dog.” The doorman let him in.
The second man saw this and did the same thing. “You can’t come in here with a dog,” the doorman said again. As his friend had managed it, the man replied: “I’m blind and this is my seeing eye dog.”
“You have a chihuahua for a seeing eye dog?” the doorman responded. Appearing shocked, the man replied: “They gave me a chihuahua?”