Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A man was moving things onto his driveway

He pulled the lawn furniture out onto the driveway. Source: Pexels.

Early one evening a man scuttled out to his garage and began pulling the lawn furniture out onto the driveway. Shortly after he did the same with the lawnmower, a few gardening tools and a bicycle.

A curious neighbour wandered over and asked if he was going to have a garage sale.

“No,” replied the man. “My son just bought his first car and right now he’s getting ready for a big date.”

“So what’s with all the stuff?” asked the neighbour.

“Well, after years of moving tricycles, toys and sports equipment out of the way every time I came home from work I wanted to make sure the driveway was ready for him.”

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