In Jokes on Wednesday 29th Aug, 2018

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A man spots his ex-wife at a restaurant

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A husband and his wife decide to go out for dinner at a restaurant.

When they arrive, the husband can’t take his eyes off a drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table.

Curious, his wife asks, “Do you know that drunken mess?”

“I’m afraid so,” the husband replies. “She’s my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”

“My God!” the wife says. “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?”

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