In Jokes on Friday 13th Jul, 2018

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A boy and his grandpa are gardening

Written by
The pair make a bet. Source: Getty.

A little boy and his grandfather are doing a spot of gardening in the backyard when the boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole.

“Grandpa,” he says, “I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.” The grandfather replies, “I’ll bet you five dollars you can’t. It’s far too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole.”

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he puts the worm back into the hole.

The grandfather, impressed with the boy’s thinking, hands him five dollars as promised, grabs the hairspray, and runs into the house.

Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars. The little boy says, “Bu grandpa, you already gave me five dollars.”

“I know,” the grandfather replies, “That’s from your grandma.”

Need another laugh? Have a look at some of our other great jokes here.

Leave your comment

Retrieving conversation…