A school priest was talking to a group of students. He puffed out his chest and said: “Now my motto in life: is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Johnny?”
Johnny shrugged and said: “My motto is let bygones be bygones.”
“That’s good. Why did you choose that?” the priest asked proudly.
“Easy,” the student replied. “So I wouldn’t have to take any history classes!”