A priest was driving down the road one day when he was stopped by a policeman.
The policeman could smell alcohol on the priest’s breath and saw an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He asked the priest, “Father, have you been drinking?”
The priest replied, “Only water, officer.”
The policeman asked, “Then why can I smell wine?”
The priest looked at the bottle and exclaimed, “Good Lord! He’s done it again.”