Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A priest and a taxi driver arrive in heaven

"As a clergyman, I devoted decades of my life solely to serving the Lord." Source: Shutterstock.

A priest and a taxi driver arrive at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter welcomes them and shows them to their new homes.

For the taxi driver, a beautiful villa looking over a gorgeous field of clouds. “Thank you,” the ecstatic taxi driver says

Anticipating an even bigger mansion, the priest is dismayed when they arrive at a small one bedroom apartment.

“St. Peter, I’m a little puzzled,” the priest says. “As a clergyman, I devoted decades of my life solely to serving the Lord. How come the taxi driver got a villa, and for me, only a small apartment?”

St. Peter smiles and says: “Up here, we go by results. While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed.”

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