In Jokes on Saturday 27th Oct, 2018

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A preacher was completing his sermon

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The song leader then stood very cautiously. Source: Pexels.

A preacher was completing his sermon and with great expression, he said: “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.”

With even greater emphasis, he said: “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.”

And then, finally, he said: “And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” He sat down and took a deep breath.

The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced loudly: “For our closing song, let us sing Hymn 3 ‘Shall We Gather At the River’.”

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