A nun wanted to enter a racehorse into a race, but soon realised they cost too much money. Instead, she bought a donkey.
The next day, she entered it into a contest, and it came third.
The headline of a news article read, “Nun’s Ass Chokes.”
The next day, she entered it in another competition and this time it came in first.
The headline of the newspaper that day said, “Nun’s Ass Wins Grand Prize.”
The following day, the owner scratched the donkey from the race.
That headline read, “Booker Scratches Nun’s Ass.”
And on the final day, the nun sold the donkey for a really cheap price.
“Nun Sells Her Ass for $10,” the headline read.