An old man was eating his lunch at a truck stop when three bikers walked in.
The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spat into the old man’s milk and then took a seat at the counter. While the third walked up to the old man, turned over his plate, and then took a seat at the counter.
Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner.
Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress: “Geez, not much of a man, was he?”
“Not much of a truck driver either,” the waitress replied. “He just backed his truck over three motorcycles.”