A taxi pulls over to pick up a nun who is standing on the sidewalk one evening. As they pull away the driver asks: “Where do you want to go, sister?”
“Back to the convent on St. Mary Street,” the nun replies.
As they continue to their destination, the taxi driver can’t help but say what he’s thinking. He says: “You know, sister, one of my lifetime fantasies was to kiss a nun.”
“Well, you know, although it would be going against the rules of the church, I could make your fantasy come true, but under a couple of conditions,” she replied.
Delighted, the taxi driver asks: “And what would those be, sister?”
“Well, you must go to church and you can’t be married,” says the nun. “Yes, I go to church and no, I’m not married,” he replies.
So they pull into a dark laneway where the taxi driver gives the nun a very passionate kiss.
After that, he says: “Wow, that was the best thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life! But, sister, I must confess… I don’t really go to church and I’m happily married with two beautiful children.”
The nun replies: “That’s okay, mister, because my name is Dave and I’m on my way home from a costume party.”