A mother thinks there is something strange about her son so she has a DNA test done in secret. After a long, nervous few days of waiting, the results finally come back.
She is shocked to find out that her son is not actually related to her or her husband at all. With a heavy heart, she approaches her husband and tells him the truth.
“Honey,” she starts. “I’m so sorry to tell you this… but Johnny is not our biological son.”
The husband looks confused. “Well of course he isn’t! Don’t you remember? We were leaving the hospital when he pooped himself so badly. You told me, ‘Go and change the baby, I’ll wait here’.”