Daily Joke: A married couple were watching a game of cricket

Nov 27, 2019
The wife nudged her husband to look at the couple. Source: Pexels.

A married couple were watching a game of cricket when the wife spotted a couple in the stands. They were being very affectionate. The man was running his hands all over his girlfriend and kissing her neck.

The wife nudged her husband to look at the couple. Upon looking over, the husband joked:  “I don’t know whether to watch them or the game.”

Absentmindedly, the wife replied: “Better watch them, you already know how to play cricket.”

Daily Joke: Little Johnny and his brother go ice fishing

Little Johnny and his brother go ice fishing. Little Johnny starts drilling on the ice when a voice from above says: “Young man, there’s no fish down there.”

Little Johnny asks his brother: “Who is that?”

His brother replies: “I don’t know.”

So Little Johnny starts to drill again and the voice says: “For the second time, there’s no fish down there.”

Little Johnny asks his brother: “Could that be God?”

His brother replies: “I don’t know.”

Little Johnny starts drilling again and the voice says once more: “Young man, for the last time, I’m telling you there’s no fish down there.”

Johnny looks up and asks: “Is that you, God?”

The voice says: “No, I’m the manager and the rink’s closed.”

Daily Joke: A man was catching up with his neighbour.

A man was catching up with his neighbour. As they were chatting, he said: “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me $4,000 but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”

“Really,” answered the neighbour who seemed impressed and was interested in buying one for himself . “What kind is it?”

“Twelve thirty.”

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