In JokesOn Sunday 29th Jul, 2018

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A man was feeling lonely

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He took out an ad in the local paper. Source: Getty.

A man was feeling really lonely and decided to do something about it. Picking up the phone, he called his local newspaper and took out an ad on their classified pages for the following day.

The advert was short and sweet and simply said: “Wife wanted.”

When he woke the next morning he couldn’t believe his eyes as he checked the number of voicemail messages on his machine.

He started listening to them, but they all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

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