Starts at 60 Daily Jokes: A man and woman were having marriage problems

The marriage wasn't off to a great start. Source: Getty

A man and woman were having marriage problems, and decided to end their union after a very short time together. After a brief attempt to reconcile, the couple went to court to finalise their break-up.

The judge asked the husband: “What has brought you to this point, where you are not able to keep this marriage together?”

The husband said: “In the six weeks we’ve been together, we haven’t been able to agree on one thing.”

The wife said: “Seven weeks.”

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A woman was worried about her son

Mother: “Doctor, doctor, you’ve got to help my son! All he does is scratch himself and swing from a tree.”

Doctor: “Don’t worry, he’s probably just going through a phase.”

Mother: “Oh, thank you, Doctor. How much do I owe you?”

Doctor: “Thirty bananas.”

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A little boy asks his mum a question

A little boy turns to his mum at a wedding and says: “Mummy, why is the girl dressed all in white?”

His mum answers: “The girl is called a bride and she is in white because she’s very happy and this is the happiest day of her life.”

The boy nods and then says: “OK, and why is the boy all in black?”

Need another laugh? Have a look at some of our other great jokes here.

Leave your comment

Please sign in to post a comment.