In EntertainmentOn Saturday 24th Nov, 2018

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A man went to confess his sins

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"This is very serious," the priest said. Source: Getty.

A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. He went to the confessional and admitted that for years he had been stealing building supplies from the lumber yard where he worked.

“What did you take?” his priest asked.

“Enough to build my own house and enough for my son’s house. And houses for our two daughters and our cottage at the lake.”

“This is very serious,” the priest said. “I shall have to think of a far-reaching penance. Have you ever done a retreat?”

“No, Father, I haven’t,” the man replied. “But if you can get the plans, I can get the supplies.”

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