A police car pulled up to an older woman’s house and her husband got out.
Rushing out of the house, the woman looked worried to see a police vehicle in her driveway. The officer explained that her husband had said he was lost in the park and couldn’t find his way back to his house.
“Why, Steve?” the woman, now very confused, said to her husband. “You’ve been going there for over 30 years! How on earth could you say you had got lost?”
Leaning close to his wife so the officer couldn’t hear, he whispered, “I wasn’t lost, darling. I was just too tired to walk home.”