Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A man walked into a lawyer’s office

Sep 30, 2019
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A man walked into a lawyer’s office and asked him what his rates were.

“$50 for three questions,” the lawyer replied.

“Isn’t that awfully steep?” asked the man.

“Yes,” the lawyer replied. “And what is your third question?”

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Mary went to court

Mary was a smooth talking woman who went to court for stealing.

“It appears to be your record, Mary,” said the magistrate, “That you have already been convicted 35 times of stealing.”

“I guess that’s right, your honour,” answered Mary. “No woman is perfect.”

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Things you don’t want to hear during surgery

  1. Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
  2. Someone call the cleaner – we’re going to need a mop.
  3. Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!
  4. Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
  5. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
  6. Hand me that…uh…that…uh…thingie.
  7. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
  8. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
  9. Darn, there go the lights again…
  10. You know, there’s big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy’s got two of them.
  11. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
  12. Could you stop that thing from beating; it’s throwing my concentration off.
  13. What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change?
  14. Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
  15. This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
  16. Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card?
  17. Don’t worry; I think it’s sharp enough.
  18. What do you mean: “You want a divorce”!
  19. She’s gonna blow! Everyone take cover!
  20. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out of here!

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