A man went into surgery and was just waking up from the anaesthesia afterwards. His wife was sitting by his side when his eyes fluttered open.
He said: “You’re beautiful!”
Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.
A couple of minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said: “You’re cute!”
The wife was disappointed because instead of ‘beautiful’ it was now ‘cute’.
She said: “Wait, what happened to ‘beautiful’?”
He replied: “The drugs are wearing off!”