Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A man went into surgery

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He was just waking up from the anaesthesia afterwards. Source: Getty.

A man went into surgery and was just waking up from the anaesthesia afterwards. His wife was sitting by his side when his eyes fluttered open.

He said: “You’re beautiful!”

Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.

A couple of minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said: “You’re cute!”

The wife was disappointed because instead of ‘beautiful’ it was now ‘cute’.

She said: “Wait, what happened to ‘beautiful’?”

He replied: “The drugs are wearing off!”

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