Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A man shouts a round for everyone in the bar

"Well now! If you're so happy just over having this new job, I can just imagine how happy you'll be when you get your pay check!" Source: Getty.

A man walks into a bar and says: “Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!”

The bartender says: “Well, seems you’re in a really good mood tonight?”

The man says: “Oh, you can bet on it! I just got hired by the city council to go around and remove all the money from parking meters. I start on Monday!” The bartender congratulates him and proceeds to pour the round.

Monday evening arrives and the man comes back into the bar and says: “Bartender, two rounds for everyone, on me!”

The bartender says: “Well now! If you’re so happy just over having this new job, I can just imagine how happy you’ll be when you get your pay check!”

The man looks at the bartender with a wondrous look on his face, pulls out a handful of coins from his pocket, and says: “You mean they’ll pay me too?!”

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