A man goes into a bar and orders seven shots of tequila and one beer. The bartender lines up shots and goes to get the beer. When he comes back with the pint, all seven shots are gone.
The bartender looks shocked and says, “Wow! You sure drank those fast.”
The man replies, “You would drink fast too if you had what I have.”
“What do you have?” the bartender asks.
The guy reaches into his pocket and says, “Fifty cents.”