Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A man’s neighbour came running up to him

A man’s neighbour came running up to him in the driveway, jumping for joy.

“I have some really great news!” she said. “I’m pregnant!” So the man told her how happy he was for her.

Then she said: “There’s more. We’re not having just one baby — we’re going to have twins!”

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, the man asked her how she knew.

She said: “Well, I went to the shops and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!”

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