In EntertainmentOn Tuesday 13th Nov, 2018

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A man knocked on the door of an inn

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He came across a roadside inn with a sign out the front reading: "George and the Dragon." Source: Getty.

A man who was travelling through the countryside was exhausted and starving. He came across a roadside inn with a sign out the front that read: “George and the Dragon.” He knocked on the door. The Innkeeper’s wife stuck her head out a window.

“Could I stay the night at your inn?” he asked.

The woman glared at the man and shouted back, “No!”

“Do you have any food to spare?”

“No!” she shouted.

“Could I at least have a glass of water?”

“No!” she shouted again.

The man said, “Could I please…?”

“What now?” the woman screeched, not allowing him to finish.

“Do you suppose,” he asked, “that I might have a word with George?”

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