A man had to use a public restroom and had barely sat down on the seat when he heard a voice from the other stall say: “Hi, how are you?”
The man was caught off-guard so he answered, somewhat embarrassed: “I’m doing just fine.”
“So, what are you up to?” the other man asked.
The man, now becoming very uncomfortable answered: “Um, I’m just a bit busy right now.”
The other man replied quickly: “Can I come over there?”
Red with embarrassment, the man rushed to answer: “I would prefer you didn’t…”
Suddenly there was a lengthy pause before the other man said: “Listen, I’ll have to call you back. Some guy is in the other stall is trying to talk to me.”