In EntertainmentOn Tuesday 2nd Oct, 2018

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A man goes to pat a dog

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The first man pats the dog. Source: Getty.

A man walking down the street sees another man with a very big dog. The man asks, “Does your dog bite?”

The other man replies, “No, my dog doesn’t bite.”

The first man pats the dog, but the dog immediately snaps and roughly bites his hand. The first man jumps back and shouts, “I thought you said your dog didn’t bite!”

The other man replies, “That’s not my dog.”

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