Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A man was on the first hole at the golf club

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He was starting his pre-shot routine, when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker. Source: Pexels.

A man was on the first hole at the golf club. He had just begun his pre-shot routine when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker saying: “Would the gentleman on the woman’s tee back up to the men’s tee please!”

The man could feel every eye on the course looking at him but, still immersed in his routine, he seemingly didn’t hear the announcement.

Again the announcement rang out: “Would the man on the woman’s tee kindly back up to the men’s tee.”

The man simply ignored the message and kept concentrating, until once more, the voice yelled: “Would the man on the woman’s tee back up to the men’s tee. Please?!”

Finally, he stopped, turned around, cupped his hands and shouted back: “Would the jerk with the microphone please keep quiet and let me play my second shot!”

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