Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A man’s dog catches a rabbit

A man gets home one morning and finds his dog laying on a porch covered in snow and mud with a rabbit in his mouth. The dog is not bloody, just dirty.

The man realises his neighbour raises rabbits for special rabbit shows and has several blue-ribbon winners in his possession. He instantly knows the rabbit belongs to his neighbour.

He gets the rabbit away from his dog, washes all the dirt off and sneaks into his neighbour’s yard while they’re out. The man carefully puts the rabbit in the only empty cage in the backyard and sneaks back home.

Around half an hour later the man hears his neighbour screaming. He goes over to see what’s wrong.

“It’s my rabbit,” the neighbour cries. “My rabbit died three days ago and we buried it but now it’s risen from the dead and is back in his cage.”

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