A man was crossing the road when a car came straight for him. He jumped back just in the knick of time as the car sped past him. A police officer was watching from the corner and ran over to help.
“My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!” the shaken man said the cop.
“The car came at you from behind,” the officer said. “How could you tell it was your mother-in-law behind the wheel?”
“I recognised the laugh!”