A man called in sick for work one too many times. Finally, the good-natured boss was compelled to call him into his office.
“It has not escaped my attention,” he pointed out, “That every time there’s a home game at the stadium, you have to take your uncle to the doctor.”
“You know you’re right, sir,” the man replied in shock. “I didn’t realise it. You don’t suppose he’s faking, do you?”