Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A man ordered a meat pie

He asked for a meat pie. Source: Pexels.

A man went into a cafe and ordered a meat pie. “Shall I cut it for you?” asked the waiter.

“Yes, please,” said the man.

“How many pieces?” asked the waiter. “Four or six?”

“Better make it four. I don’t think I can eat six!”

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