Little Johnny asked his grandfather a question that had been bothering him for a while. “Grandpa,” he said. “What’s it called when there is someone on top of someone else in bed?”
The grandad felt very uncomfortable but decided to take the mature route and tell his grandson the truth, “Well, that’s called intercourse, my boy.”
Little Johnny nodded and walked off. Ten minutes later he skipped back into the room and poked his Grandpa to get his attention.
“That’s not right, Grandpa. I just asked mum and she said it’s not called intercourse… it’s called bunk beds!”