In EntertainmentOn Saturday 24th Nov, 2018

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A lady walked into the police station

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Half an hour later, he returned with a black eye of the same size. Source: Pexels.

One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate. The next thing she knew, she was hit in the eye and knocked out cold.

An officer was sent to her house to investigate. Half an hour later, he returned with a black eye of the same size.

“What happened?! Did you get hit by the same person?” his captain asked.

“No,” he replied. “I stepped on the same rake.”

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