Starts at 60 Daily Jokes: A Kung Fu student questions his teacher

The master, pensive and forever patient, answers slowly. Source: Getty.

A Kung Fu student asks his teacher: “Master, why does my ability not improve? I’m always defeated.”

The master, pensive and forever patient, answers: “My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?”

“Yes, my master, I have.”

“And a waterfall, spilling over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?”

“Yes, my master, I have witnessed it.”

“And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?”

“Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvellous phenomenon.”

“That is the problem. You keep watching all this stuff instead of training.”

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A lady was applying for acting classes

A young lady was a theatre learner applying for acting classes. At the end of the busy day she went back to her room and entered in a huff of anger.

“What’s wrong?” asked her roommate.

“Well, all the acting classes are filled. I couldn’t even get into Mime class.”

“Why not?”

“How should I know? You can’t get a word out of those people!”

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Three men are stranded on a desert island

Three men are stranded on a desert island. One day they find a magic lamp containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.

The first man wishes he was off the island and back home.

The second man wishes the same.

The third man says: “I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.”

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