In Jokes on Sunday 3rd Mar, 2019

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A woman parked her car outside Parliament House

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A woman parked her car out the front of Parliament House. She turned to a man standing near her on the curb and said, “Listen, I’m only going to be a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run inside?”

“What?” the man huffed. “Do you know who I am? Do you realise I am a very important politician?”

“Oh no, I did not,” the woman said before hesitating for a moment, “but it’s all right. I’ll trust you anyway.”

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