Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A wife takes her husband to a strip club

A wife takes her husband to a strip club for his birthday. Source: Pixabay (stock image used)

John’s wife thinks that he’s pushing himself too hard, so she decides to take him to a city strip club for his birthday.

The doorman at the club greets the pair and says: “Hello John! Welcome back!”

His wife is confused and asks if he’s been to this club before. “Oh no sweetheart,” says John. “He’s just on my golf team.”

They sit and a waitress asks John if he’d like his usual. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says: “You must come here a lot for that woman to know what you drink.”

“You’ve got it all wrong. She’s in the ladies golf team. We see them on the course all the time,” he replies.

A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around John. “Hi Johnny,” she says, “want your usual lap dance?”

John’s wife, now furious, grabs her handbag and storms out of the club. John follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can close the door, he jumps in beside her. His wife starts screaming at him.

The taxi driver turns his head and says: “Looks like you picked up a real doozy this time, John!”

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