A woman is cheating on her husband with another man one evening when they hear a noise downstairs.
“Dear lord, is your husband home?” the man asks. “What am I going to do?”
“Relax,” the woman says. “Just stay in bed with me. He’s probably drunk and he won’t even notice you.”
The husband eventually drags himself upstairs and into bed. When he pulls the covers up, he notices six feet at the bottom of the bed.
“Sweetheart!” he yells. “What’s going on here? Why are there six feet at the bottom of the bed?”
“Don’t be silly,” the wife says. “You’re so drunk you can’t count. If you don’t believe me, hop out of bed and count them again.”
Sure enough, the husband gets out of bed and attempts to count the feet again.
“One, two, three, four,” he counts. “And to think I thought you were cheating on me!”