Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Two patients started talking in a waiting room

"No... no pain at all," says the first. Source: Getty.

Two patients started talking in the waiting room of a doctors office.

“You know, I had an appendectomy last month and the doctor left a sponge in me by mistake,” one of the patients said.

“A sponge!” exclaims the other. “That’s incredible! Does it hurt much?”

“No, no pain at all,” says the first, “but I’ll tell you, I do get quite thirsty!”

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